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Setian Luciferian Holidays:

1. Xepermas – Falls on whatever day is your birthday. The highest holiday you can have!

2. Moderationmas – Every December 31st and January 1st. Holiday in which we meditate on the benefits of moderation. It is also a time to, if you wish to, go to one or more bars and offer to pay a cab to get one or more drunks home safely.

3. Lilitumas – Every February 14th through the 21st. Day one: Forget Valentine's Day and it's romance, celebrate raw animal lust, masturbation, BDSM, and good old fashioned fucking. The rest of the week: This is a time for men to meditate on their privilege, to publicly confess their sins against womankind, and beg forgiveness from Lilitu and any woman who reads/hears the confession. They may or may not forgive you. It is also a day for men to be utterly subservient to the women in their lives. This is not an excuse for being a sexist asshole the rest of the year.

4. Erismas – Every March 5th. Take the day off from your normal routine and go out doing crazy shit in happy anarchy. In honor of Eris, spirit of Chaos and Confusion, clown around, talk backwards or in tongues, answer every question with a riddle, go through the drive-thru on a unicycle, wear a kilt and a poncho, or something else equally or greaterly weird.

5. Lokimas – April 1st. Need I say more?

6. Alexantoninmas – July 1st. The birthday of High Priest Alexander Antonin, founder of Setian Luciferianism.

7. Leviathanmas – July 28th. A celebration of life, of reaping what we sow. (Lammas)

8. Luciferimas – Every September 11th. On Luciferimas, we celebrate the good things Lucifer brings us, like love, compassion, and enlightenment; and we denounce the evils of Yahweh Silver Tongue: stupidity, ignorance, and herd conformity. Meditate on (and spread awareness of) his evils, like the twin towers in NYC being attacked, the Oklahoma City bombing, abortion clinic bombings/shootings, Jonestown, the Scientology cult, and many others; meditate on how to prevent future incidents. Burn Yahweh Silver Tongue in effigy, or piss on his effigy. Or both. Also a time to meditate on (and spread awareness of) being judicious with both love AND hatred.

9. Maneamas – Every October 30th through November 2nd. A time to celebrate Manea and the dead! Hold a ritual in a graveyard; put up a black tree decorated with little skulls; freak out mundanes by wearing an inverted pentagram and saying, “May the spirits of the dead go before thee and destroy all obstacles in your path” if you like them, or “May the armies of the dead forever follow thee and devour your soul while you sleep” if you don't. Honor dead loved ones, appease restless spirits. Or do whatever else you can think of.

10. Amunmas – November 3rd. A celebration of life, and the New Year.

11. Belialmas – Same day as Thanksgiving. It is today we give thanks to our ancestors for their conquest of the land, and recognize the bloodbath they carved through the world to get us where we are. For we stand on the corpses of both the winners and the losers. Also a time to ruminate on the fact that everything that lives must feast on dead things, with the exception of parasites. What are the human-shaped parasites in your life, and society at large, today? Who is doing what to whom, and why? Who is being slaughtered, tortured, or degraded, by whom, and why? What legacy does the current series of bloodbaths hold? What will future generations think of our history as they stand on our corpses?

12. Baphometmas – Starts the same time as Hanukah. Light six black candles (or one black candle and 5 other-colored candles) and meditate on:

      Day one: The Black Flame

      Day two: The Burning Onyx

      Day three: Baphomet

      Day four: Evolution

      Day five: Sutekh and Nepthys

      Day six: Xeper

13. Satanasmas – Every December 25th. When Christians set their baby Jesus stuff, we Setian Luciferians will set out inverted pentagrams, drink, have sex, play heavy metal, or whatever else it is we like to do. Whenever someone wishes you a Merry Christmas, wish them a Merry Satanasmas! Or just tell them to go fuck themselves! Hand out condoms to carolers and churchgoers! Tell people “Merry Satanasmas! May The Great Nameless Beast Whose Dreams Are Made Flesh quake with terror at the sound of your name!”

And Anti-Holidays:

1. Yahwehfuck – An anti-holiday anti-celebrated whenever there's any kind of election. The point of Yahwehfuck is to recognize and bemoan the fact that no matter who gets voted into office, the whole system is corrupt and irredeemable, and that because of this, elections are all about choosing the lesser of two evils.

2. Ahrimanfuck – Every “Last full week of January.” An anti-holiday observed to help cheer you up when winter is getting you down.

Unofficial Holidays:

The fifth of November - “Remember, remember, the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot!”

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