Is a fancy-pants pretty man!

"There once was a man from the stars
Who liked to play tag with his scars
      They'd slide and they'd scoot,
      And they'd run all aboot,
Toy soldiers in make-believe wars."
---A limerick by Opus Van De Oplicter


Das ist mein kleine feur Ich heben en mein pents.
Zommen ze tyme Ich lick ta maken dem danz.
Ich canst nein finden mein Deutch Dictionaren.
Ich em pullen zis sheise outten mein arsch!


Well, friend, what do you think of me?

I touch my happy place!
There's a squirrel in my pants. His name is Bob. He gives me flowers.
I like flowers.
If I answer right, do I win a prize?
What was the question?
I like lemon pie. It feels good on my chest.
I'm much too serious for all this nonsense. Blah blah blah blah huffy puffy stuffy nincompuffy guppy gump!
Just who do you think you are, anyway?
Oh my Gawd, who do you think *I* am?
Why do I care so much about what others think?
I'm bored! When do we get to see the clowns?
   


Poems of mine