CONGRATULATIONS! You found easter egg number five! Enjoy!

My dog Cumstain was dry-humping my three-year-old again and she screamed. I just laughed and spit my tobaccy into my spittoon, laughing and whittling a corn-cob pipe while cleaning my gun. It was a dark and stormy night. The cattle are restless. I'd better turn on their TV. They love the Jerry Springer show. I starred on it once, for sleeping with my mother and my grown daughter at once, while I had a son. Nothing wrong with that, is there? It's not adultery if you're related already. Well, gotta go now, curfew for folks under 13 is 9 PM.