The First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown
|Welcome To The First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown
Welcome, one and all, to the First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown. It is within these hallowed halls that we praise the Almighty Goddess Stephanie, Pink Goddess of Cheer, Energy, and Optimism; Her consort Sportacus, the God of Bravery, Eating Right, and Exercising. And yea, even Robbie Rotten, the Lazy Trickster God of Laziness. And, of course, the puppets.
A Brief Introduction to LazyTownian beliefs
Specifically, the Stephuit sect of Un-Orthodox Western Stephanism.
There are, of course, numerous sects of LazyTownism. The movement was first founded by Magnus Scheving, intended as a religion just for children. But as the ages passed, adults and adolescents grew fascinated with the surreal multimedia religion that is LazyTownism, entranced by the surrealism, the simplicity of life in LazyTown, the joyful and excited yet not stressed out pace of LazyTown, and, of course, with the awe-inspiring glory that is Our Goddess, Stephanie. There are many different sects of LazyTownism.
This particular site, however, is devoted to Un-Orthodox Western Stephanism, especially The First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown, a Stephuit sect. The beliefs laid out in this site are only those of the First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown, a Stephuit church, as well as Un-Orthodox Western Stephanism. Individual beliefs may, of course, vary.
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