Pope Fay's Realm
Save your llamas: drink cow urine today!

Hello there!


Easter Eggs on the site get revealed!" NEW!

The First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown.

Papal Bulls

The Crappy Book of Bullshit

Ye Olde Goldyn Apple Presse
(Listed here, rather than on the "saved" page,
because I had to start over from scratch)


Shao'Kehn gives advice!

Shoikinistic Magick!

Put this on Bibles
(and go here to find out what the words mean.)


New Curse words

I may be crazy, but at least I'm not insane!

The Other People In My Head With Me


An official list of my Deities

Information about Traipah

The Noiionayya - the creation mythos of the Yahgahn faith.

The next few stories are Noiionayya peripheral stories. This means they are stories that may or may not be considered canon, depending on which Yahgahn you speak to (the Yahgahn faith being more flexible that way). I consider them canon, but I'm sure Traipah is real, and if so, there are Yahgahns who might disagree with me. Or, the basic stories might be the same, but with differences. Anyway, these are my versions:

Noiionayya peripheral one - "A Love Deep and Open." WARNING: Contains some adult language and graphic depictions of alien sexuality (humanoid, but still alien).

Noiionayya peripheral two - "Of The Reformation and Traipah."

Noiionayya peripheral three - "To Teach and To Learn."


People For The Ethical Treatment Of Plants

Free, extremely graphic pornography

A scary picture


2007 Tristan A. Arts
(Unless otherwise stated)