The First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown

Rituals Of T.F.C.O.S.O.L.









Rituals of The First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown

  1. Wear the sacred color pink on a regular basis.

  2. Listen to the songs from the Orthodox Scriptures on a regular basis.

  3. Watch the Orthodox Scriptures on a regular basis.

  4. Use pictures and icons of The Stephanie online as much as possible.

  5. Seek to emulate The Stephanie and thus call Her Pink Light into the world.

  6. Read various Unorthodox Scriptures of the LazyTown world, especially those about The Stephanie, on a regular basis.

  7. Praise The Stephanie on a regular basis.

  8. Beseech The Stephanie on a regular basis to bless us with Her Pink Light and Her guidance.

  9. Praise The Sportacus, who is The Stephanie's consort, and who is The Sun.

  10. Banish the spirit of Robbie Rotten with the joy, excitement, and activity of The Pink Light of The Stephanie.

  11. Meditate on the meanings of the scriptures.

  12. Begin and end the day with a rousing rendition of "Bing Bang digga brigga dong..."

  13. Be kind, caring, and compassionate like The Stephanie, especially to Unbelievers.











The Stephanie Guides Us
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Scripture and Beliefs of Un-Orthodox Western Stephanism

The Stephuits

Rituals of The First Church of Stephanie of LazyTown

A Call To The Faithful To Beseech Magnus and The Producers to Bring Us More Divine Guidance

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